Here is a wonderful dialogue between my fiancé Andrew and our friend, David. IreallyGotnolegs is Andrew and Ifeetus is David. Andrew had just gotten a new screen name and decided to play tricks with David. (Just so you know, we had meet David the day before at Wizards of the Coast in the Puzzle section. And the gaming group he is referring to is Dungeons and Dragons)
I now present to you the dialogue between Andrew and David written/last updated on June some time.
IreallyGotnolegs: THIS IS GOD
IreallyGotnolegs: GOD WANTS A RESPONSE
Ifreetus: IF you were God, you would already know what I was going to say
Ifreetus: besides you forget I'm the Gawd here
IreallyGotnolegs: ahhh your no fun dave
IreallyGotnolegs: and if your the Gawd, thenwho is this
Ifreetus: =)
so whats up?
Ifreetus: mark
who else?
IreallyGotnolegs: WRONG YOU VILE HERETIC
Ifreetus: uh huh sure then
who might you be?
forgive me, but the gawd of the immortal fire, reading minds isnt in the job description
IreallyGotnolegs: this is some one that was once close to you but has since drifted away. only tocontact you once agian
Ifreetus: oh gee narrow it down why dont yah!
IreallyGotnolegs: well i'm a real wizard at puzzles
Ifreetus: =)
ok a few clues perhaps?
sex, age, spoon ID?
IreallyGotnolegs: that was the clue you twit
IreallyGotnolegs: i practicaly drew it for you
Ifreetus: ahhhhh
so your one of my gamers.
the wizzard
Chris yes?
IreallyGotnolegs: nope
Ifreetus: wizzard with the puzzles. asu meing the puzzel in the last gameing session?
IreallyGotnolegs: you'll get it, that arrow didn't fall far from the target
IreallyGotnolegs: maybe
Ifreetus: arrow....mike
ouch!
<Note from KC - Andrew's character in DnD was an archer who had NEVER missed. So in the middle of a battle Mike's character shouts out to shoot between his legs. Andrew argued this due to all the negative modifiers. Mike insisted that he do it so Andrew gave in and aimed for between his legs - and hit BETWEEN his legs; ouch. Mike's character then fell to his knees and took the second arrow in the back killing him.>
Ifreetus: or andy
Ifreetus: mike
Ifreetus: the wizzard
IreallyGotnolegs: so close and yet so far
Ifreetus: pttttttttthhhhhhh
been a long day at work....
one of my gamers I'm assumeing =)
IreallyGotnolegs: that much is true
Ifreetus: male or female.
male I'm asumeing
IreallyGotnolegs: sex can be decieving
Ifreetus: and fun! but thats another point!
zanne is the one who played the cross gender.
but zanne has another screename, and prolly wouldent say hi out of the blue =)
Ifreetus: ahhhhhhhh ok tiffany then!
IreallyGotnolegs: good guess but you shooting into the wind
Ifreetus: andy shot into the wind, but I guessd him and nooooooooo
IreallyGotnolegs: assumtions assumtions....
Ifreetus: assumptions?
andy if that is you I'm gona hurt you =)
IreallyGotnolegs: this is beating around in your head like a raging barbarian isn't it
<Note from KC - Anrew played a Barbarian at the beginning of our main campaign>
Ifreetus: gaaaaaah
these riddles are bad.
I already guessed mike.
and mark, and andy. so far I've guessed everyone by sarah and diane, and you aint eithe rof them
IreallyGotnolegs: i never said you missed any guess
Ifreetus: <loud smaclking sound aimed at your head>
and I never said I was wearing pants
IreallyGotnolegs: and the only hint was the first half of the line after you told me to narrow it down
IreallyGotnolegs: so i did
IreallyGotnolegs: wizards..... wizards
IreallyGotnolegs: wizards and puzzles
Ifreetus: Mike/dalamar
IreallyGotnolegs: wizards and puzzles and gamers
Ifreetus: are you mike?
IreallyGotnolegs: nope
Ifreetus: ah well.
I got a vauge guess of who you are, names are irrelevent,
so how you been?
IreallyGotnolegs: pretty good
Ifreetus: what you been up to?
IreallyGotnolegs: nothing really, hanging out at wizards every now and then
He finally figured it out after a while! I have to see if one of them saved the complete script.
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